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A review by theferalhousewivesbookclub
Knot So Lucky by Trilina Pucci
5.0
Spice: 3/5
Plot: 4.5/5 rounded up to 5 for Goodreads.
Omg you guys!! I have finally found a book that’s as vulgar as I am!! Right from the first chapter I was hooked. Literally HOWLING laughing. I can’t even begin to describe to you how heinous some of these inner monologues are and I fucking LOVE IT.
Example: “Jesus Christ. I look like a clown who’s been fucked three ways from Sunday… And my mouth… God, why did I wear red lipstick? The remnants left staining my face should be renamed blow job instead of starlet.”
Stick a fork in me, I’m fuckin done. Dead. RIP to me and that’s just from the first chapter lmao. You can most definitely expect this amazingly crude sense of humour to carry on throughout the entire book.
Now… Synopsis without spoilers… It’s basically the movie What Happens In Vegas, but you’ve got some hot and really fuckin dirty football players who like to share. It’s glorious lol. The banter, the wit, the spice, the writing (with a few exceptions lol) was all fantastic! I seriously ate it up. Really quick and easy read, would’ve been a one sitting book except I had to adult and actually parent my crotch goblin lol.
Couple things that I didn’t love… Trilina does this thing where she doesn’t describe the FMC in anyway because she wants it to be an every woman’s book, where you can picture her however you wish. Great, love it, didn’t bother me at all and I can totally get on board with that. Except… the ONE PART of this woman that gets described is her soft, curly and long pubes. Why?! Fucking WHY?! You’re gunna leave her non-descript except for her pubic hair?! Really!? I fucking can’t lol. There was one part where it says something about thrusting his tongue between her hairs and I just about lost my dinner lol. Someone please get this chick a fucking razor or a wax or at least a damn trim lol. If you’re gunna make her non-descript, keep the entire woman that way please! Christ almighty.
The only other issue I had, and it’s just a me problem, was all the T Swift references. That’s just not my thing, but I can understand the appeal to others lol. She made up for it though with the Josie Grossie reference and I nearly spit my tea out when she dropped the Shakespearean Ted Bundy line lmao.
All in all, definitely worth reading if you want something light and fucking hilarious. I will 100% be reading the second book as well as Tangled in Tinsel and Screwged when it comes out in December.
Xo
- J
Plot: 4.5/5 rounded up to 5 for Goodreads.
Omg you guys!! I have finally found a book that’s as vulgar as I am!! Right from the first chapter I was hooked. Literally HOWLING laughing. I can’t even begin to describe to you how heinous some of these inner monologues are and I fucking LOVE IT.
Example: “Jesus Christ. I look like a clown who’s been fucked three ways from Sunday… And my mouth… God, why did I wear red lipstick? The remnants left staining my face should be renamed blow job instead of starlet.”
Stick a fork in me, I’m fuckin done. Dead. RIP to me and that’s just from the first chapter lmao. You can most definitely expect this amazingly crude sense of humour to carry on throughout the entire book.
Now… Synopsis without spoilers… It’s basically the movie What Happens In Vegas, but you’ve got some hot and really fuckin dirty football players who like to share. It’s glorious lol. The banter, the wit, the spice, the writing (with a few exceptions lol) was all fantastic! I seriously ate it up. Really quick and easy read, would’ve been a one sitting book except I had to adult and actually parent my crotch goblin lol.
Couple things that I didn’t love… Trilina does this thing where she doesn’t describe the FMC in anyway because she wants it to be an every woman’s book, where you can picture her however you wish. Great, love it, didn’t bother me at all and I can totally get on board with that. Except… the ONE PART of this woman that gets described is her soft, curly and long pubes. Why?! Fucking WHY?! You’re gunna leave her non-descript except for her pubic hair?! Really!? I fucking can’t lol. There was one part where it says something about thrusting his tongue between her hairs and I just about lost my dinner lol. Someone please get this chick a fucking razor or a wax or at least a damn trim lol. If you’re gunna make her non-descript, keep the entire woman that way please! Christ almighty.
The only other issue I had, and it’s just a me problem, was all the T Swift references. That’s just not my thing, but I can understand the appeal to others lol. She made up for it though with the Josie Grossie reference and I nearly spit my tea out when she dropped the Shakespearean Ted Bundy line lmao.
All in all, definitely worth reading if you want something light and fucking hilarious. I will 100% be reading the second book as well as Tangled in Tinsel and Screwged when it comes out in December.
Xo
- J