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emmareadstoomuch 's review for:
The Tales of Beedle the Bard
by J.K. Rowling
once upon a time, when i was a child and therefore still a harry potter fan, i received two harry potter branded items for christmas (in spite of the satanic implications).
one was a box of fudge flies from the apex of human civilization and the greatest place on earth, FAO Schwarz, and the other was this book.
the fudge flies were amazing. they had, like, softer chocolate on the inside, and it was actually fairly quality chocolate to my 11 year old sensibilities, and i hate the whole box for breakfast and felt sick the whole day. it ruled.
this book sucked.
even in 2008, jk rowling was money-grubbing, getting as much cash as humanly (wizardly?) possible out of this series before we all started realizing the books are racist and dumb and she's a transphobic turd.
and this was boring, and i didn't like it even when i still worshiped at the wizard altar.
that's all there is to it.
part of my review-books-a-long-time-ago project, which i do on here from time to time, and my hating-jk-rowling project, which i do constantly, everywhere, always.
one was a box of fudge flies from the apex of human civilization and the greatest place on earth, FAO Schwarz, and the other was this book.
the fudge flies were amazing. they had, like, softer chocolate on the inside, and it was actually fairly quality chocolate to my 11 year old sensibilities, and i hate the whole box for breakfast and felt sick the whole day. it ruled.
this book sucked.
even in 2008, jk rowling was money-grubbing, getting as much cash as humanly (wizardly?) possible out of this series before we all started realizing the books are racist and dumb and she's a transphobic turd.
and this was boring, and i didn't like it even when i still worshiped at the wizard altar.
that's all there is to it.
part of my review-books-a-long-time-ago project, which i do on here from time to time, and my hating-jk-rowling project, which i do constantly, everywhere, always.