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A review by thebookgirl
Fifty-one Shades: A Parody (First Three Chapters) by Andrew Shaffer
5.0
I found this book by accident in the free section. I was looking for something quick to read, and quite honestly who doesn't love a free book?
I first saw this and instantly rolled my eyes. I thought great another bad parody of an even worse book. It truly is anything but bad. I read this in one sitting, which is far different than the real fifty shade of grey books. I loved the characters that Andrew Shaffer created. They were perfect. I also loved that every sentence on every page is laced with the most amazing sarcasm. It brought me back to every thing I thought about the real books.
I am just sad it wasn't longer.
The book had amazing lines like:
"Damn my hair – it’s fifty shades of fucked up. The situation I’m in is fifty shades of fucked up. "
Which literally made me laugh so hard my abs hurt.
My favorite line in this book would be this one:
"I walk through the glass doors and into the lobby, which is also floor-to-ceiling glass and steel. This fascinates me, because buildings back in Portland are made of grass and mud."
I think everyone should start reading this book right now. Don't be a stick in the mud. I promise you won't regret it.
I first saw this and instantly rolled my eyes. I thought great another bad parody of an even worse book. It truly is anything but bad. I read this in one sitting, which is far different than the real fifty shade of grey books. I loved the characters that Andrew Shaffer created. They were perfect. I also loved that every sentence on every page is laced with the most amazing sarcasm. It brought me back to every thing I thought about the real books.
I am just sad it wasn't longer.
The book had amazing lines like:
"Damn my hair – it’s fifty shades of fucked up. The situation I’m in is fifty shades of fucked up. "
Which literally made me laugh so hard my abs hurt.
My favorite line in this book would be this one:
"I walk through the glass doors and into the lobby, which is also floor-to-ceiling glass and steel. This fascinates me, because buildings back in Portland are made of grass and mud."
I think everyone should start reading this book right now. Don't be a stick in the mud. I promise you won't regret it.