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kole 's review for:
Dark Lover
by J.R. Ward
DID NOT FINISH
Dnf @ 50%. I’m so mad at everyone who gave this a good review. I hated this.
Beth(who is so forgettable I had to google her name) is the worst type of Mary Sue main character. Drop dead gorgeous, cool, funny, smart and so not like other girls. It stands to reason that everyone wants her. Except for as cool and smart she is, she lacks personality and is incapable of rational cognitive thinking. She works at a newspaper too so her lack of a working brain poses a bit of a plot hole.
All the male vampires have THE STUPIDEST FUCKING NAMES. Their personalities are repulsive and their physical descriptions are the worst kind of Underworld/The Crow mashup. Have paranormal authors ever worn head to toe leather?!
The dialogue was choppy at best. Dull and juvenile at worst. Dated slang was thrown in and overused regularly. It made my ears bleed to listen to the 4th grade level sentences these old ass crusty vampires were using.
At halfway though, you’d think a plot would present itself. But nope. It’s just people fawning over Mary Sue and weird predatory sex scenes.
Beth(who is so forgettable I had to google her name) is the worst type of Mary Sue main character. Drop dead gorgeous, cool, funny, smart and so not like other girls. It stands to reason that everyone wants her. Except for as cool and smart she is, she lacks personality and is incapable of rational cognitive thinking. She works at a newspaper too so her lack of a working brain poses a bit of a plot hole.
All the male vampires have THE STUPIDEST FUCKING NAMES. Their personalities are repulsive and their physical descriptions are the worst kind of Underworld/The Crow mashup. Have paranormal authors ever worn head to toe leather?!
The dialogue was choppy at best. Dull and juvenile at worst. Dated slang was thrown in and overused regularly. It made my ears bleed to listen to the 4th grade level sentences these old ass crusty vampires were using.
At halfway though, you’d think a plot would present itself. But nope. It’s just people fawning over Mary Sue and weird predatory sex scenes.