A review by quoth_thepaperraven
Lost in the Never Woods by Aiden Thomas

dark sad slow-paced
  • Plot- or character-driven? A mix
  • Strong character development? No
  • Loveable characters? No
  • Diverse cast of characters? No
  • Flaws of characters a main focus? It's complicated

0.5

Some notes I sent to a friend while reading this book:

i do NOT recommend lost in the neverwoods
it’s so full of badly done cliches, the characters repeat themselves and contradict themselves so many times
also peter is characterised as a literal child (as he should be) but he looks 19 because he’s losing his magic so he and wendy have a romance plot which is GROSS because he’s still literally a child 
and then they’re meant to be on a time sensitive expedition and they’re getting ice cream and playing in waterfalls
i’ve resorted to reading the first sentence of every paragraph and that’s it because it’s so bad but i paid for it and suck at DNFing
the amount of times i’ve read the sentence ‘she could feel the heat radiating off him’ i swear to god

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In the end, I did skim read the entire second half of the novel. The end did make me sad, but it was the subject more than anything because I did not care about these characters. There was nothing compelling or interesting about anyone in this novel. The plot was flat, and very basic. I definitely expected a more creative ‘retelling’ that had recreated the original story as something new and mysterious, as opposed to a story set after Neverland but without any of the good parts of the original story. I got the hard cover of this and everything. Really wanted to like it, and I had hopes in the first quarter, but those hopes fell flat at around page 150.