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A review by cmhodgin
Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
5.0
Man oh man oh man. This book has definitely made me rethink all plans of becoming a master of natural philosophy only to discover the secret of creating life and using it to animate a disfigured 8-foot tall golem constructed from mismatched human remains.
Whatever, skydiving is a cooler bucket list item anyway.
Frankenstein, Franky, Frank - can I call you Frank? Good. Now with that settled...
What've you done? You brought this poor abomination to life and then went to the proverbial grocery store (Geneva) for a gallon of milk (solace from the unbearable weight of your ignorant desire to play God!) Had it not been for your devotion to playing the absentee father, your Maxi-Me could've been a good egg. Instead of creating a friend of humanity, your failure to take responsibility for your own actions created a vengeful semi-human serial killer. Maybe next time wear a brain-condom before engaging in scientific hanky-panky. Was 100% rooting for your creation before he started killing children (major red flag btw).
What can I say? I laughed, I cried; it moved me, Bob. Big fan of the modern Prometheus. 5 stars (not enough Frankenweenie.)
Whatever, skydiving is a cooler bucket list item anyway.
Frankenstein, Franky, Frank - can I call you Frank? Good. Now with that settled...
What've you done? You brought this poor abomination to life and then went to the proverbial grocery store (Geneva) for a gallon of milk (solace from the unbearable weight of your ignorant desire to play God!) Had it not been for your devotion to playing the absentee father, your Maxi-Me could've been a good egg. Instead of creating a friend of humanity, your failure to take responsibility for your own actions created a vengeful semi-human serial killer. Maybe next time wear a brain-condom before engaging in scientific hanky-panky. Was 100% rooting for your creation before he started killing children (major red flag btw).
What can I say? I laughed, I cried; it moved me, Bob. Big fan of the modern Prometheus. 5 stars (not enough Frankenweenie.)