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bentrevett 's review for:
The Call of Cthulhu and Other Weird Stories
by H.P. Lovecraft
Here is every Lovecraft short story:
"My name is John Humberpot. I am a journalist interested in those crazy farmers and their crazy tales about weird beasts. I was recently exchanging letters with a farmer, and they told me tall tales about chanting they heard in the nearby spooky caves. What a fool! Anyway, I went to visit the farmer because he wrote me a letter in his own blood saying "ALL GOOD. COME VISIT." and you won't believe what happened! First, I saw some unusual looking people in the nearby town, and they all smelled bad! And then I went to visit the farmer, and he was acting very strange! I then went to sleep because I have zero awareness of anything, only to be woken up by strange sounds! And then I saw a spooky monster! Oh no, I can't describe it! It was indescribable! OK, well I'll now describe it: it was half fish/mushroom/bat/snail and half man! And then I ran away. The end. Except it's not the end because I checked my family tree and saw that my own father has been having sex with fish/mushrooms/bats/snails for years, and now I'm turning into one of them.
P.S. This is also my suicide note because I am committing suicide."
"My name is John Humberpot. I am a journalist interested in those crazy farmers and their crazy tales about weird beasts. I was recently exchanging letters with a farmer, and they told me tall tales about chanting they heard in the nearby spooky caves. What a fool! Anyway, I went to visit the farmer because he wrote me a letter in his own blood saying "ALL GOOD. COME VISIT." and you won't believe what happened! First, I saw some unusual looking people in the nearby town, and they all smelled bad! And then I went to visit the farmer, and he was acting very strange! I then went to sleep because I have zero awareness of anything, only to be woken up by strange sounds! And then I saw a spooky monster! Oh no, I can't describe it! It was indescribable! OK, well I'll now describe it: it was half fish/mushroom/bat/snail and half man! And then I ran away. The end. Except it's not the end because I checked my family tree and saw that my own father has been having sex with fish/mushrooms/bats/snails for years, and now I'm turning into one of them.
P.S. This is also my suicide note because I am committing suicide."