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A review by readingafaerietale
Choosing Theo by Victoria Aveline

4.0

Omgggggggg I devoured this. Exactly what I needed to break free of this cursed book slump.

Hear me out.

Human woman gets abducted by evil aliens and gets stranded on an alien planet. Gets rescued by very human looking aliens but finds out she can’t ever go back to Earth according to intergalactic law, and must spend a year with these aliens learning their way of life. Said way of life includes the males of their species being completely obsessed with females. They go to HUSBAND SCHOOL. TO LEARN HOW TO BE A GOOD HUSBAND. TO COOK, PROVIDE, MASSAGE, *sexy sexy time*, LIKE I’M SORRY WHAT?