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Jagger by Amanda McKinney
DID NOT FINISH: 2%

I made it all of 7 pages in, with many unnecessary innuendos so early in the book, and then this gem happened and I decided that I was no longer interested in reading one more page.

"I half-expected Cinderella to jump out of a pumpkin—something I would not have minded, by the way. The compliant, blonde maid was my first childhood crush. I mean, the woman could really clean a floor."