A review by pixiedust_
The Cruel Prince by Holly Black

1.0

status: DNF @ 25% [Chapter 10]
rating: 1.5 star/5
short reason: WHAT.A.BORING.FUCKING.BOOK.

Longer Reason:

I'd rather watch paint dry, I have once, and that my friends, that was very fun. Nobody has a personality. It feels like I'm reading about middle school kids bullying each other, on some, "no he started it!" "no she started it!" STFU, you're all worthless two-dimensional characters who mean nothing to me.

And istg if I hear about cardan's stupid tail again on twitter as if he's not an actual faerie... Well, what did people want us to do? Throw a party and invite Katniss Everdeen?

As Ms. Wendy Williams has said many times,
"Clap if you care. [silence] Alright, let's move on. Perfect."

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I despise everyone who's played a part in making this book into the face of fantasy.