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A review by k_orme
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling
4.0
Aight listen. You all say you hate Gilderoy Lockhart, but really, he's just a big babey and needs a hug.
And fight me, but he'd be the one to come to a student's aid like "Cheryl Higglebottom said what about you? No you don't have lazy eyes and a stupid nose. I bet you'd win the best smile award in your age category" becAUSE THAT'S HOW HE IS.
he cares about the students.
Who gave Hermione a letter? Lockhart.
who would have probably given out Valentines to students who didn't get them when everybody was getting Valentines? Lockhart. Probably.
Is Lockhart a good man? No.
Is he stupid? yes.
is he funny? yes.
But I will literally visit him at Mungo's because he's just a little lying baby who tries his best but also doesn't.
And fight me, but he'd be the one to come to a student's aid like "Cheryl Higglebottom said what about you? No you don't have lazy eyes and a stupid nose. I bet you'd win the best smile award in your age category" becAUSE THAT'S HOW HE IS.
he cares about the students.
Who gave Hermione a letter? Lockhart.
who would have probably given out Valentines to students who didn't get them when everybody was getting Valentines? Lockhart. Probably.
Is Lockhart a good man? No.
Is he stupid? yes.
is he funny? yes.
But I will literally visit him at Mungo's because he's just a little lying baby who tries his best but also doesn't.