mommytaco 's review for:

Dearest Rogue by Elizabeth Hoyt

DID NOT FINISH: 57%

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It started strong and he did some Grade A pining like Chris Pine in a pine forest spraying Pine-sol pining buuuuut then they kept talking about how YOUNG and INNOCENT she was and it started to feel like those porn clips where the actress is a "teen" so she has pig tails and knee high socks which is supposed to be hot but it's just creepy af. You know who's young and innocent? Children! You shouldn't want to fuck children. Also she couldn't go 5 full minutes without being snatched and like why??? Never mind I don't care why. And why the tits was the only black character described as "glossy"?! Like whaaaaa?