A review by booksafety
Daddy's Adorable Assassin by Gianni Holmes

4.0

Book safety, content warnings, and tropes down below.

He wasn’t still mad about yesterday, was he? I’d stabbed him, and he’d fucked me within an inch of my life. I would think we were equal.

I think this might be the most toxic relationship I’ve ever read in a romance book, lol. It is definitely dark romance, and even though I’m not new to that genre, the ‘dark’ is more often than not external to the relationship in the books I tend to read. This was on a different level entirely, but it was like a car wreck I couldn’t look away from. I caught myself thinking something like ‘oh my god, that’s awful! And then what happened?’ probably no less than 50 times, lol.

“Do you think I’m crazy?” “I… think you’re a complicated person.” “But you love me anyway, right?” I kissed his temple. “I do.”

This book also somehow has a HEA. I must admit I struggled to see how we’d get there at one point, but it was honestly quite satisfactory, all things considered. These characters are absolutely obsessed with each other, to the detriment of *everything* else. It’s not the ‘mine’ and possessive kind of obsession you often see either, but something deeply toxic and dysfunctional, filled with jealousy and a good dose of violence in many forms. They should be running as far away from each other as possible.

“When I kiss you… when I’m inside you, I lose reason. I don’t know what the hell Virgil did to you to make you love that I hurt you, but whatever it is, it’s bad, Cosmo. It’s really bad, and I can feel that sickness creeping in me. I want to violate you, fuck you, and watch you cry while you struggle to take me inside you. I shouldn’t want it, but I fucking do, and I hate myself for it.”

It was a crazy ride (just take a peek at the content warnings and you’ll see why), but I had such a blast reading it. Definitely need a dose of something sweet and normal after, lol.

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⬇️ Blanket spoiler warning ⬇️

⚠️ Tropes & tags ⚠️
Dark romance
Daddy/boy
Assassin
Sexual awakening
Police detective
Size difference
Police/criminal
Virgin MC
Makeup
Dollification
Age regression/mild age play
Jealousy
Widower
Toxic relationship
Past abuse
Age gap

⚠️ Content warning ⚠️
Graphic violence
Explicit sexual content
Lashing with belt
Abuse
Grooming (not between MCs)
Manipulation
Dubious consent (MC and jail cellmate)
Dubious consent (between MCs)
Brief mentions of attempted sexual assault
Vomiting
Age regression
Mild age play
Mentions of past ABDL
Brief mentions of miscarriages (past)
A bit of stabbing (between MCs)
Slapping (between MCs)
Physical altercation between MCs
Child endangerment
Child abuse
Blackmail
Incarceration
Interrogation
Rough/aggressive sex
Infantilism
Penetration without lube or prep
Objectification
Murder of a spouse (past)
Intense jealousy
Knife play
Blood play
Disordered eating
Food/weight control (form of abuse, past)
Forced feminization (past)
MC buried alive
Death of side character
MC kidnapped as a child

⚠️Book safety ⚠️
Cheating: No (not to me, anyway)
OM/OW drama: Yes. Hunter kisses/is kissed by someone else both before and after the MCs get together. Cosmo gives a blowjob to his cellmate in jail (dubious consent). Both MCs are pursued by SCs.
Breakup: Sort of
POV: 1st person, dual POV
Genre: Dark contemporary romance, M/M
Strict roles or versatile: Strict roles
MC age: 20 and not specified
Pages: 410

When he came over, I leaned into him and wrapped my arms around him. “Pick me up.” “Are you forgetting the magic word?” “Now?” I bit my bottom lip.

He was just as out of his depth, trying to make sense of loving someone so much we stayed when we should have run.

You adorable little fool, how can I look at another man when all my heart sees is you?”