A review by sly99
Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side by Beth Fantaskey

1.0

do not even think about reading this crappy book. i also asked myself why i bothered. may be the reason is so that i can warn you not to read it.

this book is so fucked up in all the right places.
1. any sane being will not wear a cloak in this day and age regardless if you are a vampire or not. i may not have sent foot in Romania, but i am betting good money that people there do not think walking around with a cloak is normal.
2. being properly dressed does not mean u have to buy the expensive branded stuff. it also does not mean u will look exceptionally pretty wearing expensive things. hello??? materialistic much???
3. no one born in this decade speaks like a retard that came from the middle ages
4. i loathed the relation between math and supernatural happenings. how can u lose arithmetic skills???? seriously. if u know how to add, will u ever forget that if u believed in irrational things??? it is just the same thing as saying those people who believe in religion are irrational. because, well, religion has not yet been proven my science.

when u are about to pick this book up, think again. then, just put it back where it came from. better yet, lock this book away. not worth it.