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The Haunted Vagina
by Carlton Mellick III
*Rant incoming*
I'll tell you why I am giving this 5⭐: my brain is too shocked to fully process this bizarre thing. Rating might lower to 1 or 2⭐ as soon as I regain cognitive function.
I picked this book because of its cover. Did I know a thing about it? No. Do I wish I did? No. Clearly, knowing would have ill prepared me more than going into this blind.
I am going to let you, my dear poor human being reading this for some weird reason find out it's bizarreness on your own if you dare, I'll just say this:
- it's not an erotic novel;
- wherever you think this is going, you are wrong;
- Stacy is a bitch;
- Steve is an idiot;
- This thing has its own lore.
I am not kidding. A 100 page story about a haunted vagina has: a love story, an adventure story, an Stockholm Syndrome story, and a little mythology explaining it all. In just 100 pages.
I'll wake up in the morning and assume it was all a dream because I can't have read this.
Also, I kinda want a full adaptation to anime. It'd be gloriously bizarre.
I'll tell you why I am giving this 5⭐: my brain is too shocked to fully process this bizarre thing. Rating might lower to 1 or 2⭐ as soon as I regain cognitive function.
I picked this book because of its cover. Did I know a thing about it? No. Do I wish I did? No. Clearly, knowing would have ill prepared me more than going into this blind.
I am going to let you, my dear poor human being reading this for some weird reason find out it's bizarreness on your own if you dare, I'll just say this:
- it's not an erotic novel;
- wherever you think this is going, you are wrong;
- Stacy is a bitch;
- Steve is an idiot;
- This thing has its own lore.
I am not kidding. A 100 page story about a haunted vagina has: a love story, an adventure story, an Stockholm Syndrome story, and a little mythology explaining it all. In just 100 pages.
I'll wake up in the morning and assume it was all a dream because I can't have read this.
Also, I kinda want a full adaptation to anime. It'd be gloriously bizarre.