A review by joselynmartin
Broken by the Horde King by Zoey Draven

2.0

Okay, this one finally did it; I am leaving camp! Because I cannot with this asshole. Nine years. NINE. YEARS. You know what you did. Like, seriously bro? You’re not even all that - you think you’re the only hot piece of Dakkari man meat around here? What, like it’s hard? Please. Dakkari males are hot, it’s just facts; you’re not special. And what, you suddenly decide “you know what, I changed my mind I think I will,” and you go back expecting what? Grateful arms open wide? For what, your one year of abstinent suffering? After that!? That thing you did and then continued to do after that thing and what that did to her! (Being vague here to avoid spoilers, but I have to get this out and trust me I’m right to be this indignant). Honestly, were I her friend, I would have been like “no way, girl. Nope. Don’t do it. That guy? He’s basically king of a Ren Fen, except the costumes are terrible and even a Ren Fen has permanent structures to protect you from winter weather. Take my advice, go to Dothik, throw a stick and claim any one of the dozen of hot Dakkari males that it hits on its way to the ground. Trust me.” And I would have been right!

Zoey Draven, I have mad respect for you and the very sexy work you put in for the benefit of those like myself who are hanging on by a thread, but fuck this guy I hate him.