A review by katyphd
The Unfortunates by Sophie McManus

5.0

This book includes the best insult I've ever read: "The music is that of a train hitting a merry-go-round. It sounds like the very incarnation of atrocity... The discordant principals' duet is like the nocturnal emission of a cancerous horse tethered in its dolorous slumber to a barbed aluminum fence during an electrical storm."