A review by colinlusk
Esio Trot by Roald Dahl

4.0

How have I never read this before? It's a lot of fun, as you'd expect, and teaches high value males how to attract hot women through the simple technique of buying hundreds of tortoises and constructing a simple device for exchanging them from an upper storey balcony. If Mr Hoppy were real, he would be running a dating strategy youtube channel and making a pile of cash.