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A review by adam_mcphee
The Two Towers by J.R.R. Tolkien
5.0
"What’s Lord of the Rings?"
"It’s this memory game that nerds play. You read a story about a group of elfs who go on a quest to throw a ring into a volcano but before they can do that they have to go to a thousand made up places and talk to a thousand made up people with ridiculous names and whoever remembers the most places and names at the end is the biggest nerd."
"That’s funny but I think you're confusing elves with hobbits because there’s only one elf in the group, Legolas. They’re mostly hobbits but there’s men and a wizard and a dwarf, too."
"See?"
"It’s this memory game that nerds play. You read a story about a group of elfs who go on a quest to throw a ring into a volcano but before they can do that they have to go to a thousand made up places and talk to a thousand made up people with ridiculous names and whoever remembers the most places and names at the end is the biggest nerd."
"That’s funny but I think you're confusing elves with hobbits because there’s only one elf in the group, Legolas. They’re mostly hobbits but there’s men and a wizard and a dwarf, too."
"See?"