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A review by malmahmeed
Satan Burger by Carlton Mellick III
1.0
”If I could trip all day without needing any drugs, I’d be cumming in my pants.”
It reads like the author took all the drugs before writing this book, not in a good way.
Dying is a thing of the past, people are deathly BORED out of their minds, flying scorpions, Satan is real and he’s a fairy (a raging homosexual) who operates a burger restaurant, midgets who dress-up as US presidents, and more in this drunken drug-induced piece of shit of a book.
It’s like Tumblr 2000s I’m so random xD fucked a B-rate 80s horror movie and this is their hideous offspring. Oh, the trees talk! The warehouse spits on passerbys haha so quirky. Did you hear of butt-punk? It’s a genre of music that is sooo famous now! How about the fact that the moon? It’s fake and has ads on it!
Logic is a dirty and boring word as the author puts it, and the book lives up to that, which is not as good as it sounds.
I’ve read the authors more famous book (according to the number of ratings on GR), The Haunted Vagina, and I feel like I’ve had my fill of bizarro fiction.
It reads like the author took all the drugs before writing this book, not in a good way.
Dying is a thing of the past, people are deathly BORED out of their minds, flying scorpions, Satan is real and he’s a fairy (a raging homosexual) who operates a burger restaurant, midgets who dress-up as US presidents, and more in this drunken drug-induced piece of shit of a book.
It’s like Tumblr 2000s I’m so random xD fucked a B-rate 80s horror movie and this is their hideous offspring. Oh, the trees talk! The warehouse spits on passerbys haha so quirky. Did you hear of butt-punk? It’s a genre of music that is sooo famous now! How about the fact that the moon? It’s fake and has ads on it!
Logic is a dirty and boring word as the author puts it, and the book lives up to that, which is not as good as it sounds.
I’ve read the authors more famous book (according to the number of ratings on GR), The Haunted Vagina, and I feel like I’ve had my fill of bizarro fiction.