A review by berta_rozi
Royce Rolls by Margaret Stohl

3.0

Spoilers, I guess

3.5 stars!
also i am so sorry, this is the weirdest review i have ever written

It took me a lot longer to finish this book than I had expected. To be honest, Royce Rolls was one of my most anticipated reads of the year, and it was very different from what I expected.
I don’t watch reality television. The utter lack of reality is what makes me rage out whenever I think about how the Kardashians haven’t actually done anything of note, ever. But still they are one of the most famous families in the US. Same thing goes with the Royces. Mercedes is not a good mother. She pretends not to be one, and lets her children run amok. Porsche may have her Lippies line, but the only thing she has ever done is get her boob job on her 16th birthday. The two youngest Royces are slightly less idiotic, even though Maybach could have confronted his gambling problem earlier on. The biggest surprise came when I started to get what Bentley was talking about.
Bentley Royce is a kick-ass character. Not only because she is a troubled teenager, but because after a long while of standing in the sidelines, she does something, and saves her family, and stands up for herself. We could use a few more people like her in this world- obviously minus all the drama that comes with being a Royce.
I can’t really sum up my thoughts on this book because I’m still pretty shocked about how clever the whole thing was. It was a guilty pleasure, something that I’ll probably never read again, but will stick with me for a while.
There are plenty of things in this book- romance, angst, lies, drama… and the Royces. Just roll with them.
that was so clever omg
And it has been a while since I’ve felt so happy about a love interest as I did with this book and I’m not talking about Whitey, because he was scum. I’m for Asa Venice all the way