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A review by veranthia
#Babymachine by Katie Ford, Cassandra Dee
1.0
"curvy and luscious" zero stars.
in all honesty this book is just vile.
a horny (fat) teenage daydream gotten severely out of hand and somehow through the editing process.
we like to laugh at how men write women but how these authors write the male lead (or all men here) is honestly such an insult to men as a whole that I want to apologise.
the language and overall writing is so crass and amateurish that it's hard to believe an adult wrote this. some words that were used in all seriousness: fuckstick, fuckrod, fuckshaft, fuckpole, gazongas, brown star.
all the reviews saying "steamy" must mean the rage that builds up by the page because sahara has nothing on this prose.
the only positives I wrangled out of this piece of trash were the laughter-inducing ridiculousness and the ego boost an aspiring writer might get from reading this.
apologies to the authors for my brutal honesty, I'm sure you're lovely people, but this just shouldn't exist.
in all honesty this book is just vile.
a horny (fat) teenage daydream gotten severely out of hand and somehow through the editing process.
we like to laugh at how men write women but how these authors write the male lead (or all men here) is honestly such an insult to men as a whole that I want to apologise.
the language and overall writing is so crass and amateurish that it's hard to believe an adult wrote this. some words that were used in all seriousness: fuckstick, fuckrod, fuckshaft, fuckpole, gazongas, brown star.
all the reviews saying "steamy" must mean the rage that builds up by the page because sahara has nothing on this prose.
the only positives I wrangled out of this piece of trash were the laughter-inducing ridiculousness and the ego boost an aspiring writer might get from reading this.
apologies to the authors for my brutal honesty, I'm sure you're lovely people, but this just shouldn't exist.