A review by puzzled_pagan
Mercury Falls by Robert Kroese

2.0

This book desperately wanted to be a Christopher Moore novel, but had none of the wit, talent, or basic story structure to compete. Rambling in parts and under fed in others, and dripping with a forced sense of absurdity that makes it feel like the author got told one too many times that he was the funniest guy at church, and took that to mean he was a comedic genius.