rochelle_reads 's review for:

Bouncy by B. Sobjakken

3.0

funny lighthearted fast-paced

Plot or Character Driven: Character

Strong character development: No

Loveable characters: No

Diverse cast of characters: No

Flaws of characters a main focus: Yes

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Part 2…why are you still here?? 😂

Another day, another weird book that will forever be burned into my retinas and brain. This story follows Acacia (oddly enough not enough plant euphuisms were exercised here for my liking), the most naive FMC on the planet as she drools over boss’s massive dongbell at the gym she works at. All the red flags for lack of communication I can forgive, but some of these phrases have earned a place in the seven circles of hell and any dictionary that uses them, should be bleached and possibly sprinkled with holy water for good measure…

𝕌𝕟𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕊𝕚𝕟𝕤

•”weapon of mass v@gin@l destruction”

•”thick, white man sludge” 🤢 

•”shrinking squirt gun” no she is not referring to a tiny water pistol…

•”I’d like to munch your krabby patty” now say that again slowly, really soak it in…

•”flaccid shaft flops” a work of literary fiction no?

Overall, Callum was a bit of creep, Acacia was an idiot and that’s 83 pages of my life I won’t get back…him pulling pewbes out of his mouth was not how I planned to spend my evening but I’m having a blast with this series!

Rating: 🌳🌳🌳