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A review by concernedfern
You Shouldn't Have Come Here by Jeneva Rose
1.0
Big City Girl/Home Town Hunk Troupe that makes me scream and laugh and roll my eyes
“The other girls were like turnips: sure they were pretty, but what you saw was what you got, and and they were mostly forgettable. Grace, she was like an onion: layered and complex with so much to offer. Onions could be grilled, sautéed, baked, carmelized, roasted, heck, even eaten raw. They could take a dish to a whole new level with all the flavor they packed. They were unassuming, but also surprising just like Grace. I’d even used them as insect repellent in a pinch, sliced them open and rubbed them all over my skin.”
- I didn't take you for a beer girl
- "you won't find much use for that around here" about a phone
- “She didn’t come here to fall in love with a city boy”
- “I’d love to try it,” I added in my deep, country tone
“The other girls were like turnips: sure they were pretty, but what you saw was what you got, and and they were mostly forgettable. Grace, she was like an onion: layered and complex with so much to offer. Onions could be grilled, sautéed, baked, carmelized, roasted, heck, even eaten raw. They could take a dish to a whole new level with all the flavor they packed. They were unassuming, but also surprising just like Grace. I’d even used them as insect repellent in a pinch, sliced them open and rubbed them all over my skin.”
- I didn't take you for a beer girl
- "you won't find much use for that around here" about a phone
- “She didn’t come here to fall in love with a city boy”
- “I’d love to try it,” I added in my deep, country tone