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A review by aaronsherry
Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe
3.0
Honestly, freaking hilarious book.
Dude's dad says, "don't go on adventures, we'll set you up for a great life here!" Dude goes on an adventure; shipwreck. Gets on land and says, "maybe dad was right...NAH" back on a boat, captured and made a slave. Escapes, goes to Brazil and starts a plantation. Gets rich. Says, "dang, this is the good life, what more could I want?" IMMEDIATELY gets on a ship to Africa; shipwreck. Stuck on an island, alone, for 24 years. Saves a native from being eaten; saves a Spaniards and another native from being eaten. Sends the Spaniard to the mainland to save his friends; ship appears. Dude stops a mutiny, leaves three people on the island as punishment. Comes home, collects all his money, then visits the island 9-ish years later to find the Spaniards came back and are living there. He leaves a bunch of stuff and then fucks off and leaves them there.
Tough read, due to old language, but I laughed at this dummy's self-caused misfortune through the whole thing.
Dude's dad says, "don't go on adventures, we'll set you up for a great life here!" Dude goes on an adventure; shipwreck. Gets on land and says, "maybe dad was right...NAH" back on a boat, captured and made a slave. Escapes, goes to Brazil and starts a plantation. Gets rich. Says, "dang, this is the good life, what more could I want?" IMMEDIATELY gets on a ship to Africa; shipwreck. Stuck on an island, alone, for 24 years. Saves a native from being eaten; saves a Spaniards and another native from being eaten. Sends the Spaniard to the mainland to save his friends; ship appears. Dude stops a mutiny, leaves three people on the island as punishment. Comes home, collects all his money, then visits the island 9-ish years later to find the Spaniards came back and are living there. He leaves a bunch of stuff and then fucks off and leaves them there.
Tough read, due to old language, but I laughed at this dummy's self-caused misfortune through the whole thing.