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The Artemis Fowl Files by Eoin Colfer
5.0

It was nice to return to the world of Artemis Fowl, even for a mere thirty-ish hours. I love how in-character this is for them all. Trouble just acting like a parrot with Root, Holly being such a quick genius when she takes Root off-guard by tagging him (which were the rules, though the kidnapping and Turnball hadn't been), Artemis's most embarrassing moment being when he scored only a 99% on a math test (it's okay, he loves his mom so much he recruited Mulch to steal a tiara just to have that one specific diamond that matched Artemis Sr.'s eyes for his grieving mother), and Butler having a secret love for rom-coms (you didn't hear it from me, though) so now I headcanon he must have come across the romance novels Artemis writes under his pen-name (I think it was Violet Tsirblou) except he doesn't know Artemis writes them!