A review by tu_anh7
Don't Call Me Ishmael! by Michael Gerard Bauer

1.0

Terrible. I had to read it for school and I just COULD NOT do it. I read 2 chapters and started trying to find a summary for the book. Ishmael is literally a side character who thinks he’s a main character. Everyone was incredibly annoying and if I owned the physical copy I would definitely rip it up.

IF U HAVE TO READ THIS FOR SCHOOL, JUST FIND CHAPTER SUMMARIES. DON’T BOTHER WITH THIS TRASH.