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A review by crispycritter
Suddenly His by Jessa Kane
fast-paced
5.0
A benevolent stalker learns that the object of his obsession, his maid's barely-legal daughter he saw once but never spoke to, is about to be auctioned off at some underground sex club his neighbor runs for rich crusty dusties. He swoops in at the last minute and wins the auction, not planning on actually sleeping with her (he's a good guy!) but oops bad men with guns demand a public show.
What's a plucky virgin heroine to do? Realize she's very into vouyerism and scream out "daddy" a couple times mid-coitus. This is how we, as readers, know that this is not simply insta-lust but kismet, manos: the hands of fate, destiny, for our nice billionaire stalker man is down with audiences and there is a sufficiently big age gap for him to qualify as a Daddy.
Stalker Daddy decides to withhold her auction payout until she agrees to either be his forever or she shows up for 20 monthly dinner dates. Ya know, the ole 'collect your lottery winnings in a lump sum or over time' debate. He puts her money in an interest-bearing account and tells us he will be keeping the interest, which felt uncharacteristically stingy for an otherwise generous billionaire daddy.
Some truly disturbing sexual acts are carried out in front of people who are just trying to do their jobs. Upon reflection, Stalker Daddy realizes holding the young, poor heroine financially hostage is not a good look nor a way to demonstrate your undying love. Some other kooky stuff happens! Everyone lives happily ever after!
What's a plucky virgin heroine to do? Realize she's very into vouyerism and scream out "daddy" a couple times mid-coitus. This is how we, as readers, know that this is not simply insta-lust but kismet, manos: the hands of fate, destiny, for our nice billionaire stalker man is down with audiences and there is a sufficiently big age gap for him to qualify as a Daddy.
Stalker Daddy decides to withhold her auction payout until she agrees to either be his forever or she shows up for 20 monthly dinner dates. Ya know, the ole 'collect your lottery winnings in a lump sum or over time' debate. He puts her money in an interest-bearing account and tells us he will be keeping the interest, which felt uncharacteristically stingy for an otherwise generous billionaire daddy.
Some truly disturbing sexual acts are carried out in front of people who are just trying to do their jobs. Upon reflection, Stalker Daddy realizes holding the young, poor heroine financially hostage is not a good look nor a way to demonstrate your undying love. Some other kooky stuff happens! Everyone lives happily ever after!