sassypants859 's review for:

3.0

I feel bad for saying this because I've met Lois Lowry before and liked her but I can't help but to roll my eyes when she complains about adaptations. Well yeah. You wrote a weird ass story. Everyone talks like robots in a bland colorless world. A shirtless 12 year old boy has really lame wet dreams that would make even a Mormon giggle and gets frequent rubdowns from an old man. The moment the action picks up the book abruptly ends. How do you adapt that???