A review by dav
Please, Sir by Shanna Germain, Aimee Pearl, Elizabeth Coldwell, Salome Wilde, Tess Danesi, Evan Mora, Emerald, Mercy Loomis, Rachel Kramer Bussel, Alison Tyler, Yolanda West, Sommer Marsden, Charlotte Stein, Ariel Graham, Doug Harrison, Lisabet Sarai, Donna George Storey, Remittance Girl, Justine Elyot, Isabelle Gray, Heidi Champa, Kissa Starling

1.0

I once volunteered as an extra in a photo shoot with the model on the cover, Mischa. I'm a fan of hers, and I always liked the stuff from the old nerve.com so I gave this a shot.

Damn awful. Although to be honest, I didn't make it past the second short story. My wife and I tried reading it together. I read one aloud, she read one. Somehow it seemed somewhat entertaining when you were the listener, but it was painful to read.

The best erotic literature is first and foremost literature. The only acceptable difference is that when the sex scenes start it doesn't shy away from the details. This was just crap.

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