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A review by ste3ve_b1rd
I Can Has Covfefe? by Bruno Zogma
4.0
***** For a better understanding of "I Can Has Covfefe?" -- I recommend reading Bruno Zogma's "The Five Knifefights You Have in the Tunnels" first.
In "I Can Has Covfefe?" (henceforth "ICHC") Mr. Zogma states that "Covfefe means you should not be ashamed of yourself". In ICHC, ideas and fragments run into one another and / or appear within an indiscernible context. Ego, egos, ego trips, ego-related problems and phenomena are discussed with frequency. And who is the mysterious Pantagruelion?..... This short story reads like poetry that is often infused with humor i.e. as follows:
"You are born, you have to be a transsexual, you meet other transsexuals, you have fights with them.";
"Come to me with your aura of worthiness. Come to me bumping around in the night like Lady Macbeth.";
"I was talking to myself over a pint of Brigham’s Irish Coffee ice cream: “Sméagol! We has to like our roommate’s married girlfriend. But we hates her!”;
"I believe the word you are looking for is Machiavellian synecdoche."
“What kind of love? Philia? Agape?"
"Freud asked: Why do people repeat toxic thoughts and behaviors when it doesn’t feel good?"
"The mother idosaur said to the smooth, uncracked ego lying warm in the nest, “Now more than ever I cannot imagine my life without you.”
"We can have nice things."
In Closing: Don't ever forget, especially in your darkest moments, that "Cataclysmic counterpoint eventually transmutes into joy."
In "I Can Has Covfefe?" (henceforth "ICHC") Mr. Zogma states that "Covfefe means you should not be ashamed of yourself". In ICHC, ideas and fragments run into one another and / or appear within an indiscernible context. Ego, egos, ego trips, ego-related problems and phenomena are discussed with frequency. And who is the mysterious Pantagruelion?..... This short story reads like poetry that is often infused with humor i.e. as follows:
"You are born, you have to be a transsexual, you meet other transsexuals, you have fights with them.";
"Come to me with your aura of worthiness. Come to me bumping around in the night like Lady Macbeth.";
"I was talking to myself over a pint of Brigham’s Irish Coffee ice cream: “Sméagol! We has to like our roommate’s married girlfriend. But we hates her!”;
"I believe the word you are looking for is Machiavellian synecdoche."
“What kind of love? Philia? Agape?"
"Freud asked: Why do people repeat toxic thoughts and behaviors when it doesn’t feel good?"
"The mother idosaur said to the smooth, uncracked ego lying warm in the nest, “Now more than ever I cannot imagine my life without you.”
"We can have nice things."
In Closing: Don't ever forget, especially in your darkest moments, that "Cataclysmic counterpoint eventually transmutes into joy."