A review by ashreec
Behind the Bell by Dustin Diamond

1.0

I didn't have high hopes for this book but I was still disappointed. If I could have given this book a half, no wait a quarter of a star, I would have. The really good stuff, like playing chess with Will Smith, getting presents from Johnny Cash, meeting Michael Landon and lots of other people, etc. get one sentence mentions. The rest of the book is just Screech talking about all the girls he supposedly banged, hanging out with his Opie look-a-like friend and his giant penis. It may be true but my "this is all a lie" alarm was blaring through the whole thing. Most of the other celebs he puts down. Instead of sounding true it sounds like he is bitter and jealous that he wasn't as big a deal. I almost didn't want to admit that I read it but I'm at least getting it to count for my book total this year.