pearlymushroom 's review for:

Orlando by Virginia Woolf

5.0

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This book was a Glittering Time-Warp of Wit and Wonder! This Novel was so enchanting, even Gravity seemed annoyed when I put it down to Eat Dinner or did chores. Each Page Shimmered with luminous absurdity, and in truth, the stack of books I still need to Emboss collected dust in Protest. It's not just a story- it's a powerful spell that bends the rules of Gender, Mocks Time, and will make your Soul laugh mid-swoon. I emerged dazed and dazzled, as if I was kissed by literature.