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Latte Darling by S.J. Tilly
2.0

Ok... I'm trying.
I'm trying to just let this be a guilty pleasure but omfg they're a bit too extra. Like, dude is way over protective, the pet names are placed oddly in sentances so that they're over emphasized, the spice is kind of lame and thrown in at odd times so you know they just can't keep their hands off each other, and her insecurities... At one point her insecurities just completely consume her. Her reaction is so utterly unrelatable.

"I can’t take him acting like this, so caring, while I’m lying to him. He’s being sweet and I’m being deceitful, and it makes me feel like the worst kind of human garbage."

She let someone be mean to her and instead of telling him she just said she didn't feel good so he would take her home.
That's it.
That's the big human garbage lie.

Like, what? In what fuckin world? Are people really this sheltered?????? Are y'all that brainwashed that you think love is about nonexistent bounderies??

And his oh so super sweet behavior is him demanding to know what's going on, driving her home, then insisting on staying the night. Oh, and he made her tea she didn't want.
Talk about low expectations.

Also, I really fuckin hate when that's the big drama. People are complex creatures and there's more than shallow insecurities that cause problems in relationships. It's almost always her insecurities too.
Ladies. Aren't you tired of being reduced to just your body? Her perception, their perception, his perception...

Oh, ew. He tells her she's perfect a lot. It makes me as uncomfortable as her calling him daddy. Fuckin gross bro.