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Satisfaction Guaranteed by Karelia Stetz-Waters
5.0

Oh, my HEART! This book is perfectly, divinely, wonderful.

I knew I would love this book when I found myself snort-laughing through the entire first chapter. A funeral with a eulogy equal parts sweet and hilarious. And the cast of offbeat characters at that funeral show you exactly how wonderful this book will be.

This couple is the perfect Opposite Attract. Cade is all buttoned-up, straight-laced, composure and Selena is free and wild and open. This is one of those literary couples who cease to be fictional while you are reading and you find yourself invested in them in a way that may not he entirely healthy to feel about fictional characters.

And the CHEMISTRY. Geez, my ovaries almost exploded. And the steamy scenes are fire! This entire book comes with a huge dose of sex positivity. And Selena is the champion of it all! She is open, but gentle and intuitive as she guides others to find their own happiness in their body and their sexuality. Never forcing her views on sex, just guiding others.

And I loved that this story does not take you exactly where you think it will, but by the end you realize that it all turned out just as it should. Holy crap, this book is making my philosophical AF.

Let me stem my gushing for long enough to say...READ THIS BOOK. You won't be sorry.

RATING:⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
STEAM LEVEL: Rated R
TRIGGERS: parent abandonment, teacher/student sexual relationship, imbalance of power, toxic ex, cancer
FEELS-O-METER: 3/5: So many feels you might tear up.

I received an advanced copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.

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