A review by kcsunshine25
Booty Camp Dating Service by Debra Anastasia

4.0

Where do I sign up?

Forget Plenty of Fish.

Forget Tinder.

I want Wolf. £1000 at the ready so I can join Booty Camp Dating Services and get 110% satisfaction. I want Wolf to find my soul mate.

He would totally match me with Adam Levine because he is my soul mate. Wolf would see, just by looking at our photos, that we were meant to be together forever. Adam would show me his moves like Jagger and it would be rainbows and butterflies.

Dating agencies have lots to learn from Wolf.

Debra Anastasia is just weird! She writes deep and meaningful Pough, she writes complex plot Revenger and then laugh out loud stuff like this. I can't get my head around it. Talking of head....Hazel and Wolf are a match made in heaven.

This is a funny, funny, funny, lil bit sexy book that will resonate with singletons and those in happy coupledom i.e. everyone. Apologies to my co-workers for disturbing their lunch when I spat out my drink .

Quotes:

"He was debonair. And looked like maybe he slept in a steroid hyperbolic chamber. He was body-builder ripped. He'd said "ladies" but he was looking at Claire like she was a grilled chicken meal that fit right into his training program."

"He pulled her hips closer to him and wedged his shoulders lower under her thighs so he could wear her sex like a face mask."

"Fuck him. Well no. No fucking him. He was a dick face. Dickey McDickface, and her father did not raise a daughter to be a Booty call for a douche banana."

I loved this funny, refreshingly weird book.