A review by bucketsofdirt
Artemis Fowl: The Graphic Novel by Eoin Colfer

2.0

Let's discuss Holly Short. Specifically, the blatant whitewashing and sexualization of my biggest childhood hero since Hermione Granger. Book Holly has coffee brown skin, hazel eyes, and a spiky auburn crew cut. I also have a vague memory of her beating up a fellow officer for calling said crew cut "pretty". Graphic novel Holly is almost as white I am, sports a godawful brown pageboy haircut, and her suit is almost as cleavage minded as a schoolgirl in a fanservice above all anime. I'm pretty sure her ears are also impossibly huge. And in addition to all that, she is still the best drawn character in the entire graphic novel.