A review by ugliestt
Icebound by Meredith Trapp

2.0

Hockey guy whose whole personality is hockey and even relates almost everything he says to the game-- "she says in a voice steadier than a zamboni" -- gives up hockey to be with his one true love who he at one point gags and calls a teenager after finding out she's 22

He also doesn't understand a joke after lying about his profession when she says "if you're a plumber, I'm a neurosurgical resident" and thinks she's ACTUALLY a doctor