A review by lidotchka
Harry Potter et l'Enfant Maudit - Parties un et deux by J.K. Rowling, Jack Thorne, John Tiffany

1.0

★☆☆☆☆ - This is very bad. Don't waste your time reading it.

I know there is a controversy (if I can call it that way) concerning [a:J.K. Rowling|1077326|J.K. Rowling|https://images.gr-assets.com/authors/1596216614p2/1077326.jpg] nowadays, but I'm not gonna talk about it and I didn't give this book a one-star review because of her.

This book is incredibly bad. I first read it when it was published in 2016 and, strangely, I had completely forgotten the story. So I decided to read it again in 2021. What a mistake.
Calling this just a fanfiction would be insulting for all the authors writing super good fanfictions. This book is more like a super badly written fanfiction made by a 12 year-old .
Where should I start?
The trolley witch is throwing grenades.
WHY? What is that? It doesn't make any sense. I don't even understand how [a:J.K. Rowling|1077326|J.K. Rowling|https://images.gr-assets.com/authors/1596216614p2/1077326.jpg] agreed with that.
All the "time turner" thing is completely f*cked up.
Again, it just doesn't make sense and destroyed the logic in the Harry Potter's books.
Spoiler Voldemort had a daughter with Bellatrix, seriously what the f*ck
When was Bellatrix pregnant in the books? Can someone tell me because I didn't remember that and it just doesn't make sense AGAIN.

The only positive thing in this book is that Slytherin isn't described as a bad house anymore. Also, the Malfoys are the best characters (thanks to Draco and Scorpius for being better than everyone else). Harry became a total asshole by the way, Hermione is useless, Ron is super stupid and Ginny is just invisible.
If you're a Harry Potter fan, please don't read it, it will destroy your childhood.