julis 's review for:

The Time Paradox by Eoin Colfer
2.0

sorry to all of you who said stop at the lost colony, I am a nasty completionist and also hate myself

ALSO sorry to those of you who genuinely enjoy Artemis Fowl, I do too for the first couple books and then it has a couple good books and then we hit…this

Time travel is not a substitute for an interesting plot. Paradoxes are not a substitute for a plot resolution. Opal really ran out of steam the LAST time she showed up and I’m not wild she’s back.Two Artemis’s could be interesting except it’s really becoming apparent that this is because Eoin Colfer can’t figure out how to write developed!Artemis and so has to keep undoing that for a bit. The kiss…is bad.