A review by lynseyreads_
A Merry Little Meet Cute by Sierra Simone, Julie Murphy

2.0

Feeling like a stream of consciousness list for this one:

+ex-boy band member and porn star are the leading actors of a Hallmark-like holiday movie. <
+some funny details (like when Bee has to ride a horse named WhitNeigh Houston)

-too long (over 400 pp/11 hour audiobook!) for a holiday rom com-type romance.

-I don’t understand how the characters fall in love. Nolan spends most of the book objectifying bee, but somehow they get to the “in love” stage

-poor Bipolar disorder rep >> infantilized Nolan’s mother as a result

-boy band bad boy, Nolan, wasn’t likable at all for me. If he wasn’t a boy band star then no way Bee would have liked him.

-there’s a moment where Bee describes herself as fat and Nolan has this instant epitome about how “fat” is a neutral word—it was too quick and inauthentic. One of the moments where it feels like a man has written it tbh

-plus size rep is like HEY I’M A BOOK WITH A FAT MC?? And don’t you forget it!!!

-the ending of the movie they’re filming isn’t written until they’re almost done shooting, and it wasn’t worth the build up AT ALL

-there’s no “meet cute” WHERE is the meet cute!?!