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Assassin's Creed: Unity by Oliver Bowden
3.0

Elise makes me actually furious girl you CANNOT be doing all that. Weatherall was right he literally was the only voice of reason around her she drove me crazy in this.
As a novelization, I appreciated this for the other side of the story--this is Elise's story, not Arno's, and it stays in its lane for that since she was only in so many memories in the game anyway--but. Again. Elise aAHSFAHF:ASKLAJALKF:a'ds'gdlsgdf the "not like the other girls" syndrome went INSANE in this book and i hated it so much sorry
I like the writing style and historicity but you also cannot be telling me these are journal entries I simply will not believe you sorry!!
the thing is I'm of the opinion that the game doesn't do justice to the Revolution as its setting. The book does it better in some ways so there's that but Lordd ELISE look the Arno Elise relationship in the game had me so intrigued but the book had me wanting to throw hands with her soOO badly
idk I guess the moral of the story is revenge is nawt the way to run things and also don't be a selfish spoiled girl who's drunk half the time ? ?? man I don't know I was complaining about the Assassin Templar fight/ideologies again last night at like 2am and I will continue to do it but seems Elise and Arno agree with me LMAO whatever i mean it was a fun book otherwise