A review by mwhd
Arranged by R.K. Lilley

2.25

No:
• story ran by like author was on a tight deadline (like me with all my assignments)
• nonexistent ineffective grovelling
• awful climax writing, didn't feel shit and it went by so fast I thought I dreamed it
• where's the character development? Where're the characters?? 
• only uncalled-for sex that resembles 🍇 & characters that have no self-respect 

Yes:
• an amazing plot (but only as an idea)
• ...
• nothing else