A review by linn1378
The Diary of a Bookseller by Shaun Bythell

4.0

It's just the day-to-day of running a bookshop, which on the surface seems like it would be really boring, but it's not.

Here are a couple of the one-paragraph stories he includes:

Nicky arrived at 9.15 a.m., as usual [She was late]. Straight away she offered me a plastic tray of what might have passed for food were it a few days fresher, asking, ‘Would you like a cinnamon roll?’ (Tesco ‘Reduced to 27p’ sticker clearly visible). I replied, ‘I’d love one, thanks, Nicky.’ And as I reached for one, she swatted my hand aside and said, ‘I wouldn’t go for that one. I licked the icing off it on the way into work this morning.’

When the old man in the crumpled suit came to the counter to pay for the copy of Dostoevsky’s The Idiot, I discreetly pointed out that his fly was open. He glanced down – as if for confirmation of this – then looked back at me and said, ‘A dead bird can’t fall out of its nest,’ and left the shop, fly still agape.


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