jacqui_des 's review for:

2.0

I found [b:When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?|93453|When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?|George Carlin|https://d.gr-assets.com/books/1407906021s/93453.jpg|833245] to be long, tedious and only slightly amusing. I finished it, only because I never give up on a book.

Memorable Quotes
“Here's all you need to know about men and women: Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. It's not the only reason, but it's a big one.”

“...as a result of all this repression of feelings, the extent of the average man's emotional expression is the high five. Or sometimes, when really deep feelings emerge, both hands. The high ten. This is raw emotion. And that's about all they're capable of.”

“There are five deadly male subcultures and they all overlap: the car and machinery culture, the police and military culture, the outdoors and gun culture, the sports and competition culture and the drug and alcohol culture. And, as a bonus, I'm gonna throw in one more: the “Let's go get some pussy and beat the shit outta queers" culture.”

“Women got the good job, men got the shitty one. Females create life, males end it. War, crime and violence are primarily male franchises. Man-shit.”