A review by laurla
Atlantis Awakening by Alyssa Day

"you have kind of an Alaska thing going on there? the odds are good, but the goods are odd?"

"you look like I feel - total death warmed over, with a side of misery."

"i'm secure enough in my manhood to drink froufrou coffee drinks."

"if we're going to talk about my death, perhaps I can be involved in the conversation?"

"sometimes a little stupid black humor is the only thing that keeps me sane."

"if I ever hear you call me a girl again, i'm going to break your furry balls for it."

"she hesitantly lifted her hands away from her ears, wondering if a person's skull could actually explode from a headache, and getting the feeling she might be close to finding out."