kerridv 's review for:

Fix Her Up by Tessa Bailey

1.0

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I got to page 117 and had to hurl this across the room because the brain cells were gushing out of my nose at this point at an alarming rate. My sincere condolences to the English Lit intern at whatever publishers who had to wade through a pile of this kind of dreck and decide this was the one worth publishing. This makes Twilight look like Pulitzer Prize-winning material. Even LifeTime Network should turn this down for not meeting its high standards. Kudos seriously to the author for insulting the romance genre, a woman’s ability to think, readers above a fourth-grade level, the English dictionary, Roget’s Thesaurus, HGTV, and birthday clowns. DNF.