5.0

Okay, the first book I finish this year, and it's a sex book. Of course. I noticed this book because it appears in Transformers 3; Sam's mom holds it up and declares, "There is some killer shit in here." My husband and I debated about whether or not that was a real book, so for giggles we googled it, and what do you know? It's a real book. (I lost the debate. I was sure it was photoshopped. I mean come on, look at the cover.) And it has good reviews! So, we said "What the hell!" and downloaded it. You know, just to see.

Sam's mom is right.

It's meant for men, so I mostly skimmed the 2nd half of it where all of the techniques are. But I have wondered before how men learn what to do "down there"-- I mean, it must be intimidating. Enthusiasm aside, how do they figure out where to even start?

Anyway, I personally think all straight men should read this, ASAP. Knowledge is power, right?

Serious bonus points for imitating the style/layout of Strunk's famous little red book.