A review by milktoast
Pacific Vortex! by Clive Cussler

I found this book in the 'grab it or it gets thrown out' area of my apartment building, so I decided to read it. It is an incredibly bad book but... I did not go into thinking it would be anything else. I don't even know how to give a star rating to a book that you know is trash but read because trash can be fun. It was fun but uh, unfortunately the author's romantic subplot of a woman and the hero falling in love after one interaction where she tried to kill him and he threatened to rape her, was so bad it went beyond fun trash to become the bad kind of trash that needs to be cut because otherwise it can kill dolphins. My review: 2/5 trashcans, there's better trash out there to fit your trash needs, but if you discover it next to a dumpster, it will do.